Eli, sadly, was not invited

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

There’s nothing to gain by being outed as the “bad guy” who doesn’t want his workplace to be daycare. Especially when it’s pretty likely that LaRoche is the kind of bible thumper who would take to Twitter and say things like you’re anti-family and hate Jesus.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

The rest of Nash’s body will be used to study the effects of DDP.

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

I sound like I know what the fuck I want and have no reason to put up with what I don’t like.

Referring to women as “females” definitely helps your credibility here...

...you realize saying it was statistically insignificant works against the point you’re trying to make, right?

That was one of the most incredible moments I’ve ever seen. Here I am “holding back” tears out of pure selfishness, because I don’t want this guy to go away. Yet, I know he has to for his own well being. Its all so damn conflicting, but I’m glad he made the right choice, it’d be awful to see a genuinely nice guy (or…

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Papelbon’s right, you know. Doesn’t seem very fair that he should get in trouble when there’s 25 guys in that dugout who choked.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

Boomer Esiason stirred some shit

How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?