This was the largest aspect ratio Disney could afford. Should they, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn’t matter if you win by half a second or half an hour; winning’s winning.

Hah. Flattered.

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

The US Federal Government, in cooperation with the Federal Reserve, is pleased to announce another round of corporate lottery winners, cherry picked from the biggest donor list of friends whose companies need no welfare but dammit they’ll get it anyway, to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars each!

Infrastructure and education? Not sexy enough.

I guess I’m just going to have to keep my 128i forever now.

That dude at 4:40 working inches from a hot head with bare hands and a plastic rain coat on... No fear.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

Actually, we know how it shakes out. Some jamokes with guns who have Ideas but no idea what they actually want will march into some government building because it’s a Symbol and they will turn it into a Walmart bathroom and we’ll all mail them dildos until they give up and go home.

If it can be retrofitted to spit out Juul pods and mounted in a WRX, I see a huge opportunity. 

And your results in F1 are?

Actually they were never a couple in the book. 

Track owners have renamed that portion of the course, Schadenfreude Corner.

Pretty sure that’s the album cover for an early aughts punk band called the New Left Urbanists that never quite got off the ground.

You’re right, the C5 hasn’t aged a day.

Trump’s trade war is a play to help Putin by destroying the US and alienating us from our trade partners.

Love those type of interactions between car enthusiasts. Once stuck in traffic, see a hot pink Jetta which was strangely enough done in good taste despite the color.

[Whispering quietly, in the corner]: i still like the name Boaty McBoatface