“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

My cognitive dissonance is so psyched for Tesla brodozers. Big “NO FUEL” stickers on the back window, custom names like “Silent But Deadly” with a bunch of deer head decals, NRA and NPR stickers living together, vanity plates like “OL SPARKY” and “CAMEL TOW”

This exchange brought me to tears laughing so hard the first time I watched it.

You load 16 tons and what do you get? 

If you have a passenger, you have three.

Is Star Trek the one with the little wizard boy? 

Overnight adoption from Japan?

SHUT UP! ::Slams 20lb laptop shut::

After Sansa said the North should be free and Bran agreed, my first thought was “oooh, I bet the rulers of the other kingdoms are kicking themselves for not having had the idea first!"

We live in such stupid times.

Anthropologists will look back and declare that once we had to stop rewinding and being kind to each other, the crumbling of the empire began.

“This is a brand that needs combustion engines. It needs that raw emotion,” Gardner said.

There’s no councilman Les Wynan!

I’ll add my congratulations. Exquisitely eloquent expression emoting an enduring embodiment of COTD Excellence.

This so nuanced and deft it should be considered a work of art.

This is way too subtle, sir.  But you have my star and my respect.

FINALLY! GenZ is starting to be blamed for shit going wrong in industries, we’re almost out of the woods fellow millennials!

“Before he died, Lieutenant Dan told me that he wasn’t sad that he lost his legs no more. He was sad that he was never able to fly. I thought that sounded pretty nice, so I signed up for flight school.”

“Numbers, numbers are the next big thing!” - Cadillac