I need the biggest article on Hans Moleman you have.

No, that’s too big.

Gotta share this trailer, where we got an “oh man” instead.

There was your mistake.  You assumed editors existed in the first place.

Oh yeah? GTF off my lawn! Seriously, good point!

A simple hat ban made by a bunch of white dudes 200 years ago

They should call it the Edgelord instead.

Behold the E911.

...sexbot transmitted diseases...

E46 ZHP is really what epitomizes the ethos of the sports sedan.

If any 3 Series review ever is to be believed, it is the generation immediately prior. At least in terms of driving dynamics. It’s like the 911 in that way.

Can we rename it the “dead to me” pedal? Thanks.

Tesla will not lose money on this model because it’ll never exist.

I hate it when I go to click Jalopnik and accidentally hit Jezebel.

I doubt your co-worker thought much of your comment.  Your co-worker has accepted that you are a boring asshole who criticizes matters of subjective, aesthetic appeal like a soccer game. You were likely just ignored. 

The Supreme Court ruling on the death penalty is my all-time favorite Onion video.

I don’t blame him, the title Sicario 3: The Legend of El Chapo’s Gold sounded a bit corny.

What does the Chicken Tax have to do with the 25-year import ban? They are two separate and distinct things.

The 30 seconds Homer spends in “The Land of Chocolate” is better than the first 20 episodes on this list.

I think I’ve mentioned this here before, but every few years I drive from my home in southwest Louisiana to Lynchburg, VA (my maternal grandfather was a Monacan Indian and I attend the pow-wow when I can make it), which takes me through Knoxville. The first time I spied the Sun Sphere from the highway, I did a…