Good looking car. Appears that it will adequately cover 2 parking spaces.

This is the content I come to Jalopnik for

I’ve been calling her Grimey.

You’ve been Torch’d

Ahem, you’re thinking of the Cube series, for which Hypercube is the subtitle of the second film.

YEEESS!!!

NOT FUNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!

Below the speed limit in the passing or “fast” lane on the highway.

That’s what passes for entertainment these days?

Side effects may include blown head gaskets and loyalty to a fault.

Really missed out.

One of the best purchases of my life!

Snape killed Dumbledore.

Sorry? Who are we talking about here?

My people.

I like the letters to the editor. They all start “Technically you’re correct, however . . .”