It’s a byproduct of our wonderful new victim culture, embraced by the equally wonderful millennials.

The Toyota Century is an extremely gentle car. It’s reflected in the way it’s built. It’s a large, stately, executive luxury car with a remarkably gentle ride and incredibly safe, gentle styling. It’s V-12 may seem like an imposing power plant, but it does not produce much power and is instead tuned for smoothness and…

For that one heroic moment she was free. Free to live out her fantasy of being a dirt bike. All those trips to the grocery store, chauffeuring the kids to summer camp on dirt roads, and countless errands had finally lead to this moment. A mundane life of drudgery was erased as the sweet feeling of flight washed over…

Excel.

Huh, what... a new Altima?

Haha well they’re pretty reasonably priced. I bought my 87 GT in 2006 for $3k and the used prices seem to be holding steady. It’s been about 10 years and my life priorities have shifted a bit so I’m thinking I might list it for sale next spring. Needs some e-brake work and the battery tends to get flat if I don’t…

I see the problem there. Its a Dodge Neon.

The New Stratos. Be still, my beating heart.

DONT YOU DARE BADMOUTH THE VEHICROSS. That car was the ultimate in future-looking design in the late nineties when no one knew what they were doing.

“Too much torque to handle” seems to be code for “cost-savings”.

I didn't have anything in mind, it was just a Tavarish jab

There aren’t enough stars in the world to give this article. Amazing.

One can only hope this COTD resonates with anyone who starts off their comment with “______ car is way better because it’s faster and cheaper” or “people who drive ______ are dumbasses because they should have bought ______”.

I take option #2 and I’ll have Chris Harris’ 2cv. The moped engine gives me a 25% increase in horsepower.

Just because you can’t afford doesn’t mean everyone else can’t.

hot take bro