That escalated quickly.

Years ago when I had a 1980 Toyota Celica with 70,000 miles or so, my father bought a new Mercedes 300SD. When I told him that I admired the car he said that “Wheels are just Wheels”.

I’d star this a thousand times if I could. Apparently, Kinja won’t even let me star it once.

Or maybe he is a robotic author named ANX6 and he is just referring to his new book “Why On Earth Would You”.

I think the money would go muuuuuuch better to buy Jalopnik from Gawker Media, myself.

James Bond buys new cars, unlike the rest of you cheapskates.

Because ‘murica.

Holy crap!

It’s better.

It’s interesting because whenever a new BMW, VW, Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc. is coming out, jalops can kinda sorta at least guess what it’s going to look like. Since Fiat doesn’t really have a well-established design language, I literally have absolutely no idea whatsoever what this car will look like.

Uncanny Valley.

Why yes, $5500 is a nice price.

I oll’d but honestly comparing the current GTR to an NSX (small even for being built in the early 90’s) is a pretty poor comparison. Park it next to the current super car lineup and its proportions aren’t that out of line

I want to rub my head on that Porsche like a cat

This is the most American news story I have ever seen.

And with the right British car, you don’t even need to push a button!

This Citroën is so Citroën, it’s shaped like their logo!

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I love you Raphael.