I’m just happy Cammisa is working again. He’s one of the few Americans I can stand to listen to yammer on about cars. 

Image when not at the track. 

This looks like the real version of the LEGO version of the real version of a car. 

This was copied from a meme. Stealing from Reddit is certainly cheaper than hiring an advertising agency.

Thankfully neither of them is going to make it to the Final Four.

He’s just really, really, really passionate about acting. I think he’s an absolute joy as a human and a performer. There’s enough blandness and compromise in the world. 

People that don’t appreciate Nic Cage don’t understand acting. He’s a national treasure...

When Jezebel tries to be Pitchfork. Good click/comment-bait tho! At least half of the actors you listed are good actors by any reasonable standard.

Obvious COTD

I think you mean mid-00s Halle Barre. Mid-90s Halle Barre played a flight attendant in Executive Decision.

Except now you never pay off your indenture! Progress!

It might be the arrival of the Grand Galactic Inquisitor!

Nothing against VW, but no VW is a status symbol (and no, the Golf R/Phaeton among enthusiasts doesn’t count).

Elon said the goal of Tesla wasn’t to run a successful car company but to better the world by jumpstarting the EV industry.

Neo and Johnny Utah top the list. Nothing else comes close. 

Truly the blurst of times.

You mean right after the final scene in Devil’s Advocate...

I mean, he’s really not running, even if he technically is.

He’s our Jeb!

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