I really ought to do more thinking.

My God. It’s the same movie! I’m shook. Thank you for this. 

Thanks Bradley! Very kind words.

Thank you kind sir!

Now, all anyone wants to do is watch a damn screen.

It’ll be weird to see Porsche offer a lot of different versions of the same car...

How is it already almost 2020?!

This is well done. Made me imagine an alternate timeline version of the original where Forrest unwittingly participates in the greatest atrocities of the 20th Century (besides the war in Vietnam).

Don’t worry. There’ll be plenty of apples for you. No one will take away your precious apples.

Biden can win. He’s not perfect, but the same cannot he said for most other democratic candidates. I don’t care how disastrous some people think Trump’s presidency is. Incumbency is powerful and his base is with him until the bitter end.

Whatever he is, he’s irrelevant to the 2020 election and won’t reach critical mass in the primaries. 

First reaction was “no way it’s that cheap.” But think about it, a MR Vette might not actually cannibalize FR Vette sales. There might be two distinct segments. 

No change. You can’t divide by zero.

There’s a DiBlasio’s presidential campaign now?

Smith/Kilmer would’ve likely been more fun, campier, and utterly frozen in 1999. Just imagine Captain Hiller—sorry, I mean Neo—letting out a charismatic “WHOA!” after Morpheus’s jump.

Trump will win re-election if we let him exist in a parallel universe where we tolerate his constant deluge of lies but hold other candidates to a quaint, outdated standard where a single campaign gaffe disqualifies them.

Editors? We don’t need no stinkin’ editors! 

Journalist? Lol. I guess Grandpa and his 65 GTO missed his meds again. 

If dealerships try to gouge customers they’re going to have a lot of unsold inventory. 

I’m surprised Enzo values haven’t declined. There’s nothing remarkable about the styling, performance, or history at this point. I’d rather have a 458.