Pssssh I managed this back in 2011 with a Raptor....

What was that guy’s name?

The Miata’s top can literally be dropped in seconds. She seemed pretty intoxicated.

Just seems hyper-sensitive. Going 0-60 in 8 seconds is hardly even half throttle in a C7. This guy looks like he wants to complain for the sake of complaining. “WAHHH I bought a sports car and I drive it like a Geo Metro. Speeds above 30mph are scary”.

At least my username is good to go!

Ohhhhh so Tony Stark still exists in this. Ok. I’m alright with this then if she’s inspired by him and not replacing him.

Was this in between the Cialis and Viagra commercials every 3 laps?

Well there’s at least one Miata left in the world. Can’t be that bad of a future!

The amount of times I’ve almost left the car in reverse when getting out of the car is getting out of hand. A good 25% of the time I go to shift a Discovery or Evoque into park, the dial gets caught on something internally and stays in reverse even though it indicates it’s in park. Never happens with the Jags though.

At least it wasn’t as bad as this mess that Land Rover came up with....

Probably drives up to New York regularly.

He probably bought it out of a lease.

Black 1997 Miata
Black 2013 Cadillac ATS
Yellow 2010 Jeep Wrangler

How it would have played out in New York.

All they have to do is make a RWD coupe and put a turbod 4 in it and sell it for under $25k. It doesn’t even have to be good. The aftermarket will take care of that.

The amount of these fuckers that came in for the Takata airbag recall with the odometer pegged at 299,999 miles, is beyond belief. They’re crazy reliable.

As usual, Miata is always the answer. I bought mine with some rust and completely shot paint for $3800 a couple years ago. Now that won’t even get you an auto with “AutoZone special” rims. Seriously get one while they’re still around $5k for a clean example. I can’t say how high prices will go but if it’s anything…

Pretty much how my asshole would look slammed shut during this.

MURRRRRRRRRRPH!