Here, have a black bass. The most metal of all fish. Or so I’m told...over and over and over. 

So much for being grounded to the ground

So wait, you’re telling me you don’t understand why humans would use their imaginations to dream up new, strange and impossible ideas? You really struggle with that? “Genuinely”?

Have any of the above stuffed a GM press car into a barrier? 

That’s the article I want to read. David Tracy in a 1941 Willys on RTE66. Make this happen!

Neat, but clearly edited. You can see that many clips have been spliced together to make the song with how the xylophone keys appear back in place after being hit by the car

Toto, I don’t know what to call their music. Soft rock? Mullet music? I will never get laid music? It is definitely not rock. I’d rather listen to Slayer on banjo.  

E. Honda approves

“snowstorm last June” and “the planet was once wet”

Apparently the market for “I need to replace my aging Chrysler Sebring convertible with something similar” customers is a small one.

Don’t go chasing waterfalls

not moving past the Concept phase is basically the Cadillac tradition

Clearly you need an old Mercedes to put them on:

Here in My Neck of the Woods, MA we have Seekonk Speedway. I’ve been going as a spectator for years, and only recently started competing. There’s always been rumblings of the track losing money and how expensive it is to run. Unfortunately, it’s dead smack in the middle of RT. 6, which has tons of commercial…

Didn’t the guy behind this car go on to make another car, with someone else, along a similar line?

Omg.

That car strictly had appeal to people who have Tweety Bird tattoos and a meth habit.

For me it’s the Hyundai Tiburon. I think it would have helped fill that gap in between the 240sx and the FRS gang for craigslist drift rat if it was RWD. I haven’t seen a clean one in so long I forgot how good they looked upon googling. 

R.I.P. Carbon Motors. They were going to make an unmarked version of their car, which wasn’t to be sold to the public in the first place. Genius, the bad guys would never figure it out. But the concept was pretty cool, and the prototype even had suicide doors.