But baby..0-60 in 3 seconds = not helping your case, bro.

If she wants her money she won’t laugh.

They had a 50% chance of getting it right.

Now they’re copying our intellectual property laws...typical.

The ATV shitheads might be the worst. 

No, he doesn’t. The fact you think this tells everyone you know very little about why Tesla has a cult like following.

All I know is my car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it

Oh man between this and President Dumbass’s Fox and Friends interview, it’s like the best disaster movie ever!

You mean Broidy, not Avenatti, right? Between Hannity and Trump, which one is more known for raw dogging models and porn stars?

The kid would have been named: Covfefe.

I’m trying to imagine it, but I’m mostly remembering how they shrugged at “sexual harassment” and “banged porn stars while his wife was pregnant.”

I know what I want for christmas now

They are bad at their jobs because they never should’ve had them in the first place. The were unqualified for the jobs. They don’t have the skillset to manage said jobs. They should’ve gave the job to a black women. We are magic.

Nah, they’d shrug the whole thing off with their belief in repentance and redemption that they only discover when one of their celebrities is in trouble.

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

WHY ARE ALL THESE GRIFTERS SO FUCKING BAD AT THEIR JOBS!?!

My god, this Avenatti guy is doing a hell of a job.

No worries, you the american taxpayer will be there to bail them out. Same for banks and every other large U.S. business. Now go bootstrap harder silly poor.

Great plan until gas prices (inevitably) spike again.

So when I got my first big-boy job I was like ‘Eff this I’m buying a truck because MURRICA’ and I started shopping. What I learned in the used market of about 15-18k trucks? That you can get WAY more truck at Dodge than you could at Toyota, Nissan, GM or Ferd. I bought mine at 40k, single owner, reasonable features,…