It may not be very Christmassy, but everyone who thinks I decorate too early can feel free to eat me. I enjoy it, it costs you nothing, and Christmas is good times, at least for me (I realize it isn’t everyone’s favorite). I need no more explanation than that.

Used to be, the low pay and long hours were more than made up for by the fact that it was relatively easy to murder hookers and hitchhikers and not get caught. But now they’re even cracking down on that.

You sound like a pretty wise old bulldog to me...

It’s having a profound effect on me and my family.  We’ve realized we just don’t really need anymore “stuff”.  We’re not doing presents this year and will spend the money on a vacation.  Sold a car and didn’t buy another one.  Working from home and we don’t really need multiple cars since my wife doesn’t work. …

Um, did you mean “flue”?

you’re probably doing better than you think; after all, you’re thinking about it.

I think you can get a Big Gulp of gravy in Arkansas 7-11s. 

Agree with you and the OP. I hate hard boiled eggs. And deviled eggs are just churched up hard boiled eggs. They’re like eating a fart. This coming from someone that loves every other way to prepare eggs.

The kind with functional taste buds.

Deviled Eggs. They are a thanksgiving staple in my family.

And they won’t collect any where near the money they’re projecting—and will spend before it even arrives.

seems like they’ve done just fine building wealth on the back of the rest of our labor

Giving out good candy to kids is just a waste. They won’t appreciate it, and may well just egg your house for giving them snooty weird stuff instead of the trash food that kids are used to and know they enjoy. Good candy should be reserved for adults who know the difference.

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People don’t take kindly to the idea that discussions of weight and health are just discussions of sexual desirability with a veneer of medical science. 

And in fewer than 10 years, all of Gen X.

Eating free over at Bugs Bunny World down the street.

That should be expected when you see this particular author’s byline.

And really, a lot of carpet places will cut it for you, too. So the better hack might just be:

Yeah don’t get me wrong, I don’t work at a dealership, and it’s not like a lot of these issues are not self-inflicted. I fully understand people’s frustration with dealerships. I don’t understand their lack of scrutiny of tech companies and the willingness to just pretend like this should work as promised.