If anything it’s offensive to the French

Same goes for dishwashing detergent, in our experience.

Store-brand soda. No matter how much you their to make it taste like Coke, it doesn’t taste like Coke. And their attempts at a Dr. Pepper substitute? Laughable. If the Coca-Cola company can’t pull it off with that pitiful pretender Mr. Pibb, what makes grocery chains think they can?

They do at least taste better than…

Heinz ketchup. Absolutely no substitute comes close.

Hydrox cookies.  It’s Oreos or GTFO over here.  

Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. Accept no substitutes.

That bugs me so much too. But I’m here to suggest that we may want to try to get over this. It seems as if 90% of people use “begs the question” to mean, “raises the question.” So those of us who get bothered by any usage other than the original - will just spend a lot of time being irritated. Also, language changes,…

You mean “it’s always right and proper”. You left out the apostrophe. You mean “eventually learn how” instead of “now”. And “English” should be capitalized. As you are the moron I’m responding to who misspelled the words, I figure you agree it is right and proper for me to correct you. Eventually you’ll learn how to…

If so, and if the sticker indicates that the produce was imported from Chihuahua, Mexico and distributed by ProSource Inc., the CDC says to throw them out. If your onions don’t have a sticker or come in packaging that tells you where they originated, the CDC also advises throwing those out, just to be safe.

Peeps are gross.

The repetition is kind of the point of some of those though.  “First and foremost”  means this is really fucking important.  First by itself might just mean ordinality.   Also the difference between  “It is.” and “It is what it is.” Is the difference between sounding like someone making a religious pronouncement and a…

Per the article, “center of the artwork should be 57 inches from the ground”

Wait for him or her to sign a $100 million podcast deal with Spotify.

this is exactly what THEY want you to believe

I am constantly amazed at the ability of lifehacker writers to make a listical out of a one sentence topic:

Isn’t “leftover Halloween candy” as much of an oxymoron or urban myth as “leftover pizza”?

I'm with you. Right now, today, I want no debt because I have no idea what's going to happen, and I want peace of mind. So even though every genius financial advisor would tell me I'm stupid, I paid off the cars, and I'm less than a year from paying off the house. Then, I guess I don't care, as long as we have enough…

“How Long Does Halloween Candy Last?”

Drivers who slap a bumper sticker onto their cars are more likely to drive aggressively, according to a social psychologist at Colorado State University. ... “The fact that they’ve put something on their car expresses their territoriality and that seems to be the larger mechanism driving aggressive responses,” he…

It is extremely tired which you prove with your long list of words that are labels applied to anyone who disagrees with a certain political ideology. This idea that you can fit people into neat little buckets based on attributes is tiresome. Reality and that practice is shoving square block into a round hole.