I suspect it is merely malicious compliance with mandates to do slideshow format.

pi*r*r

It’s 15 songs by Roky Erickson. What a horrible list. And I like Roky Erickson but this is not a list of the best Halloween songs. It’s a list of “15 songs by Roky Erickson that Claire Lower likes to listen to at Halloween.”

the tip about rewarding your co-conspirator raccoons with tiny peanut butter sandwiches seems oddly specific, like it was written by a raccoon

And here I thought it was my advancing years, aging skin, and receding hairline that made people think I’m old. Turns out it’s the wrong jargon. Who knew?

I just took a small vacation last week. I stocked up on some edibles...Three jars of THC gummies— that cost; after the $20 cannabis tax, the $3.50 fee to use a debit card and MA sales tax: $135.00.

...the locomotive first served on the Reading Railroad out of Pennsylvania before getting shipped off to Arizona.

It’s strange being alive during a time when all these rules are dying thanks to texting and social media. Just in my lifetime I’ve watched “literally” turn into the exact opposite. I’ve seen “ironic” come to mean “weird” or “coincidence.” Also, “begs the question” has become something like “brings up an interesting…

There is no chocolate in Reese’s Pieces.

Reading the article

You got some of the facts wrong.

I hope grandpa had them whacked.

I call bullshit on KFC being oh so hated in the Caribbean. If that was the case, then why do they have the largest KFCs around, always packed with people? Hell, they even have Churches down there.

Exactly!

I loathe the existence of HOAs with an undying passion.

While I’ve never jammed the gas instead of the brake, I have violently smashed the brake pedal on an automatic car looking for a clutch pedal that wasn’t there when my brain told me it was time to downshift while coming to a stop. Manual transmission muscle memory is strong! 

I get it with something like a mini fridge, but I’m shocked any standard fridge made in the last decade would require defrosting. Maybe I’m out of touch and am used to “luxury” items. 

Having to move a body to check the trunk under the spare is also a dead give away.

Other than chest freezers, who has freezers that need to be defrosted anymore? Are a lot of people out their using grandma’s inefficient 1950s GE model? 

“If John Wayne were alive and came out”