I’m torn on this and trying to decide if the hassle of carrying my passport to fly is more of a hassle than the onerous and time-consuming hassle of getting a REAL ID.

Sorry but, unless you live in a fortress (maybe you do), you, as one person with a gun, have no chance against a well-armed group of hungry, desperate, nothing-to-lose bastards who are determined to get in.

Did you read my comment?

Pointing out how misguided the whole “retreat to my bunker with 10 years worth of food” approach is.

If society has truly collapsed, the only thing an “apocalypse pantry” accomplishes is to make you a big fat target for roving gangs of hungry murderers who, not being stupid, realize that “hey, if someone is living in there, there must be food in there.”

Please don’t smoke. It’s bad for you.

Star for the last one, def.

“The lineup of Joy Division was Ian Curtis, vocals; Bernard Sumner, guitar and keyboard; Peter Hook, bass; and drummer Stephen Morris.”

The question nobody is asking: How much CO2 was released into the atmosphere when he burned?

Yes, I should have remembered that. In fact, it led me to realize that you could usually follow a movie just as well without the sound. I refused to pay for the headphones.

Um, sorry, but no.

Yeah, same here. I don’t know how people did it before seat back movies.

#1 is so true. That fact that we even think about complaining about going from New York to Los Angeles in five or six hours absolutely safely and relatively comfortably would have had our wagon train pioneer forebears shaking their heads.

Become a foot (30.48cm) shorter. I’m about 6'2" (1.9m) , and just love to look over at my 5'2" (1.5m) wife comfortably ensconced in the seat next to me with plenty o’ leg room to spare.

I use Apple Pay, but I don’t use Apple Pay and Apple Pay, so not for me I guess.

And, of course, we all know what the next subject is.

There are various “Sex Tracker” workout tracking apps for the Apple Watch, if you’re interested.

Mid-air collisions?

Since Jewish holidays (and all days in the Jewish calendar) start at sunset, April 16th is actually the first “day” of Passover.

And then, to avoid the hassle of finding a place to dispose of it legally and responsibly, just pour the old oil into a storm grate.