Shut off the water or you’ll have frozen pipes (and a big mess).

Hey, she’s a “bioethicist and adjunct professor of ethics” - cut her some slack.

I guess it’s a metric system thing.

Propane tanks are only certified (in the US) for 12 years from date of manufacture. After that you either need to get it recertified or replace it (much easier).

You do realize that there are refillable pods that don’t pollute (and bonus, they allow you to use your own freshly ground coffee).

Word. The left lane speed on 495 during rush hour is easily 90-95 MPH.

What they really need is some way to harness the actual engine output, a la a tractor PTO generator. Dynamometer type setup, maybe.

If you have a tractor (who doesn’t?), you can get a generator which hooks onto the PTO and will run your entire house.

When I was a kid some other kid told me to say “grapefruit” if you want to prevent an upcoming sneeze. Ever since then I’ve said it backwards, “turf-parg,” when trying to entice a reluctant one to come out. Sometimes it works.

Vicarious satisfaction is just as good!

Everybody should experience the highly satisfying frisson of using a stump grinder at least once in their life.

Fart pipes. Dark aftermarket window tinting. Erector set trunk wing.

But...do you split the Oreo and scrape the filling off with your teeth before dunking just the cookie part, or do you dunk the whole damn thing?

Most if not all of these are applicable to any buyer/seller negotiation.

Highly recommended:

Good to hear.

Do they even teach cursive anymore?

What about jimmies?

When we had a fruit fly infestation at work (pre-COVID) the maintenance guy came around to our cubes and handed out small cups of wine with a drop of hand soap from the rest room. Worked like a charm.

Set the white balance correctly (or shoot in RAW). All that white snow confuses your camera.