Just tried it on my Apple Watch SE - took about 15 seconds to get old.

Good to hear.

Do they even teach cursive anymore?

What about jimmies?

When we had a fruit fly infestation at work (pre-COVID) the maintenance guy came around to our cubes and handed out small cups of wine with a drop of hand soap from the rest room. Worked like a charm.

Got it.....thanks.

If you don’t want your 2021 tax returns delayed...

Set the white balance correctly (or shoot in RAW). All that white snow confuses your camera.

Since “normal” commercial passenger flights already carry a significant amount of cargo (hence supply chain issues being caused in part by a drop in passenger flights), I’d imagine these flights are carrying at least some.

I thought they meant “twink” at first.

Q: What do they do to parsley farmers that don’t pay their bills?

Vintage porn too.  Or so friends tell me.

Off to the packie as we speak...

Re trash cans: if you live in a fairly rural area with a lot of local wildlife, all you will accomplish by putting your unsecured trash cans out the night before is to get the trash and garbage strewed about the street.

For your edification:

A local radio jingle (tried to figure out how to add musical notes) here in New England from back in the day. Around here brown eggs are much more common than white. When I first moved here from a “white egg” region it was kind of weird.

“Brown eggs are local eggs and local eggs are fresh.”

Alex Jones is working hard right now to get him on the show.

Nowadays most have a scratch off PIN needed for online transactions (to prevent nefarious actors from doing this with cards in the store) - recipient would likely notice you scratched it off.

Real life reminds me of Idiocracy.