My favorite Alex Jones misuse of statistics (so far):

Why do you need the cover if you’ve drained it?

Probably dating myself, but newspaper (especially the Sunday comics) makes great wrapping paper.

Jessica.

1. I wish there was an “instantly scroll to the bottom” as well

You’re confusing these people with journalists.

Just don’t try to search for it in the app store, unless you have the obscure “latin letter” keyboard extension installed.

Federal Airline Administration? Seriously?

Probably some variation of “beating the shit out of each other.”

Laugh away but, given the technology available at the time, most of these are pure engineering marvels.

“The sirens are just a warning.”

Just like the “loosened lug nuts” panic.

Hey, it was a good run (for some of us).

Probably all the bourbon and cigarettes.

I’m happily married and I still might do this.

Edit: Guess it’s not, as things like “LS” and “PWD” work fine.

Once Terminal is open, type networkQuality (capitalization is unnecessary) and press Enter.

Hebrew is same as German: esrim v’achad, esrim v’shtayim,... (twenty one, twenty two,...)