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Why would I need to hide Christmas gifts that I never thought of?

And it’s even harder to make them without a functioning electrical grid. 

6) My net worth will continue to increase despite the fact that I am “giving away my entire fortune.”

Pro-tip: bring a treat for the FA’s (donuts, premium chocolates) and you might get comp’ed something.

Yeah, wife took that job over pretty quick after we moved in together once she saw how I did it.

Money laundering schemes are where it’s at.

Ms. Newton-John is happy about this:

Good idea, but many times making something prohibited makes it even more attractive.

Yeah, that’s kind of recent. Used to be “direct flight” always meant the same plane. Probably a hold over from when planes needed to stopover to refuel.

Good for him.

Arguments are good. But not fights. Those (they?) that don’t argue, fight.

I’ve heard some youngsters say “jee-you-eye” instead of “gooey” lately. First time I had to ask one what he was referring to. Is this a thing now?

Go to Israel to see how it’s done.

Scrapple presents exactly like C-4 on a x-ray image. Ask me how I know.

My sister just gave me a jar of Himalayan pink salt mixed with ghost pepper for my birthday. I had no idea what to do with it until now.

I think they’re talking here about the run up to New Hampshire...which, to be fair, gets clogged up starting about 2PM on any weekday

Easy.

Love it.

Rumsfeld beat you to it: