I learned something new today! 

And remember: less waste per amount of candy with full-size bars!

Been working on my “last 10 songs before I die” playlist for 40 some years. When it’s finalized, I’ll know it’s time.

This. I’m a borderline fanboy, but even I’m not so stupid as to use a defective app just because it’s from Apple, when there are superior alternatives available.

Ok but, sorry, the third ‘B’ falls over as a mnemonic.

...or “leftover wine.”

Is there really any difference between fresh candy corn and stale candy corn?

Actually military espionage, but take your damn star.

Long-time ex-smoker here and, to be honest, I just don’t understand the attraction for these people. Other drugs give a fairly positive effect from the get go, but the only reason I persisted with cigarettes despite the violent and horrible reaction from my unconditioned body was because I thought it was cool. Was it…

Cruz is just pissed his flight to Cancun got canceled.

Actually, to around 1300 CE.

Check the trunks first.

Bar Mitzvah

That is some serious late-stage capitalism right there.

Nice. Pizza pi.

“Do you want your pizza cut into six slices or eight?”

Same here with Hebrew. Also, I’m not totally fluent (wife is a native speaker) but during Fauda I was surprised on numerous occasions that the English subtitles did not agree with what was actually said. Not enough to change the plot in any significant way, but enough to make you think “why didn’t they just translate…

I’m terrified by the sound of your electric meter spinning.

Just seems unfair that they suffer the fallout from a political decision in which they have no say.