Fixed the title for you.

Yep. Blind texting would be a pretty neat trick nowadays on a touch screen.

When my daughter was about three years old I used to hand the phone to her when I got a sales call. She loved to talk on the phone.

Huh? The Channel Islands are not even part of the UK, were never in the EU, and had absolutely nothing to do with Brexit or post-Brexit fishing rules.

Earth’s human population is also getting dimmer.

So 15 months in the Big House at Pooh Corner?

How come you don’t have a TV show?

I’d just like the MacOS desktop app to work without immediately crashing.

Sounds like you are trying to convince yourself.

That’s fair.

Every time I see one of these

Going by the net weight of the pizza, that’s 17,152 pizzas.

...if you already know you’re not allergic to soy, you’re fine.

You left out “no one.”

So, the rules are different for every one, but the same for everyone.

Yep. I think they’re targeted more towards finding lost but stationary items, as opposed to tracking moving things.

10. Clicking through slide show listicles.

Does the Roth still make sense if the post-tax nature lowers your contribution amount? If I can contribute $10K into a regular 401K, but only $8K into a Roth because I can’t afford $10K without the tax break, isn’t the regular 401K better?

...my spouse and I can’t both check on the kids’ location...

My personal favorite: “When G*d closes one door, he opens another.”