Which is why I watch the news every night.

I’d be willing to bet that all these joints are doing very well in the countries where they’re “most hated.”

They’re basically zoning laws on steroids and, hence, (yet) another way to keep a certain “type” of person out of the neighborhood.

The gym is a good idea. After all, most real gyms look a lot like unfinished basements.

Well, Billy Joel did stretch out his subsequent performance of “River of Dreams” in retaliation, which is almost as bad.

I haven’t defrosted a freezer since I had to defrost the ancient one in my college apartment in the early 80s.

Or, you can buy a freezer less than 50 years old which will have automatic defrost.

Seems right. My XS is almost 2.5 years old, still runs as snappily as when new, and has 88% battery capacity.

Don’t all ovens have a “Preheat” mode which turns on both the broiler and main element to heat it up quicker? I know my mother’s did 40 some years ago.

I must be doing something wrong. I just updated to WatchOS 8 without doing any Bluetooth disabling. Elapsed time: 4.5 minutes.

Ah, the Bhagwan (the name became a cultural meme for a time). Before the really bad criminal stuff went down, 60 Minutes did a piece on the Bhagwan. My favorite line: when asked “why does the Bhagwan need seven Rolls Royces, one for every day of the week?” his assistant replied “why not? The Bhagwan believes that…

Hope Benji got some!

Or, just watch the news!

I’ve never understood why so many useful iPhone customization settings are buried under the “Accessibility” category.

Good for you!

Seriously? Everybody knows that tinfoil is there to protect against the Jewish Space Lasers.

380 is a “little over” 260, no?

Even more ironic: the picture on Edelman’s web page has a symbol with the number 30 in it. Assuming it’s C, that would mean 86F, or one dot?

Pretty much every group chat on any subject on any platform has a S/N ratio of about 0.0001