Let me tell you about Storrow Drive in Boston. This is an urban highway cum parkway with very low clearance overpasses along its entire length. Pretty much anything over a large SUV is gonna get into trouble.

How could something, that looks so funny, taste so good?

The really funny thing about including “The Ten Commandments” is that the version of the commandments which the Church uses is not the same as the one used in the movie.

This happens when my wife leaves the door open too long. it doesn’t take long for enough of the surface of the ice to melt so it freezes together. Attempts at behavior modification have been so far unsuccessful.

Have you tried using mayonnaise? The little takeout packets don’t need to be refrigerated.

How about the one where all the child abusers and child abuse cover uppers get taken up and cast into the pit of hell? That would be a good one.

Exactly.  It’s called leverage.  You get to keep the money earned by the bank’s “investment” in the property. Of course, interest rate and appreciation are the key numbers.  And right now, those numbers look pretty good.

So we expect some good recipes for elk week after next.

Medical insurance card?

Good thing angels use the decimal system like we do.

Just used my Leatherman Skeletool this morning to help clear an obstruction out of the vacuum inlet. Without it, I would have had to walk downstairs to grab a Philips head.

What makes a vaccination card “valid?”

That, sir, is a absolutely great analogy.

The filmmakers missed what could have been the greatest easter egg of all time by not making Humperdinck’s torture machine go up to 11.

You should do a listicle on all the foods for which “too much” does not apply.

90% of this is just “How Not to Be an Asshole Period”

My mother gave me the following parental advice: “Never assume a woman is pregnant unless you can see the baby’s head crowning.” And I’ve had good results following it.

Great article, however (and sorry to be that guy) Mountain Landis became commissioner after the Black Sox scandal.

Yep.  Homeownership is as much a lifestyle choice as a financial “strategy.”

This so much. See: “house poor”