And Netflix suing them for trademark infringement in 3...2...1....

You’re doing God’s work.

11. What happens if either of us stray?

Both my cars (a Lexus and a Ford) have actual sensors but neither displays the actual pressure nor indicates which tire is low. It’s just “Low Tire Pressure, Figure Out Which One Yourself, Buddy”

Right? It sounded somewhat like a horoscope to me.

Well, it’s part of the standard “Rocky Horror Picture Show” audience participation at some venues:

I’ve also never understood why this was needed - it’s not like you actually need to be connected to a wifi network.

Thank god I had no money (and credit cards weren’t a “thing” yet) in college.

Keurig [ducks] brewer but using the refillable pods and quality coffee which I grind myself. And [ducks again] a small amount of Israeli instant coffee, added to the cup before brewing.

This article veers disturbingly close towards excusing domestic violence.

“The best writing in the newspaper is found in the sports pages.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barleycorn_(unit)

Shoes almost always come in different widths from AAA to EEE (although not all shoes come in all widths).

In a study that followed runners versus non-runners for 20 years, X-rays showed signs of arthritis in the knees of 20% of runners and 32% of non-runners.

Beat me to it!  I was gonna say that Covid has become so clever, it up and started its own streaming service.

Good point.

Good point.

Are these cards controlled? The info on my card was scribbled on by a low-level CVS employee who had a big stack of blanks - what’s to stop somebody from diverting some blanks for “other” uses?

This smacks of “McDonald’s Homeless Person Tomato Soup” - beg for a cup of hot water and swipe some ketchup packets on the way out.

Every slide would be “we really have no f*ing idea why they do this.”