This so much. See: “house poor”

Indian Ocean

By far the best one here.

And Netflix suing them for trademark infringement in 3...2...1....

You’re doing God’s work.

11. What happens if either of us stray?

Both my cars (a Lexus and a Ford) have actual sensors but neither displays the actual pressure nor indicates which tire is low. It’s just “Low Tire Pressure, Figure Out Which One Yourself, Buddy”

The 56.7% appears to be among adults, while the 44.5% is among the entire population.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Right? It sounded somewhat like a horoscope to me.

Well, it’s part of the standard “Rocky Horror Picture Show” audience participation at some venues:

I’ve also never understood why this was needed - it’s not like you actually need to be connected to a wifi network.

Not to go all Alex Jones here, but the people at “the top” are insulated from the future failure of any country or countries. In fact, a stupid, unhealthy, dependent populace is the most easy kind of populace to exploit for your own gain.

Fixed your title.

Thank god I had no money (and credit cards weren’t a “thing” yet) in college.

Yeah I see that now. At the time I wasn’t really understanding how the review process worked. To their credit, Amazon immediately removed the review (even before the guy called me) and the negative rating with an explanation that, since it was fulfilled by Amazon, it wasn’t the seller’s fault that I received the wrong…

Keurig [ducks] brewer but using the refillable pods and quality coffee which I grind myself. And [ducks again] a small amount of Israeli instant coffee, added to the cup before brewing.

Yeah, I didn’t understand this piece either:

This article veers disturbingly close towards excusing domestic violence.

I assume the $51 amount is some backhanded call for DC statehood?