You could have just put the three links.

To be fair, the title should probably say “...cutting an island in half...”

I posted a negative review after I received the wrong product on a “Fulfilled by Amazon” order (so, TBH, it wasn’t the seller’s fault). Five minutes after I called I received a PHONE CALL from the seller asking me what happened and to remove the negative review.  

“The best writing in the newspaper is found in the sports pages.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barleycorn_(unit)

Shoes almost always come in different widths from AAA to EEE (although not all shoes come in all widths).

In a study that followed runners versus non-runners for 20 years, X-rays showed signs of arthritis in the knees of 20% of runners and 32% of non-runners.

Beat me to it!  I was gonna say that Covid has become so clever, it up and started its own streaming service.

Good point.

Good point.

Are these cards controlled? The info on my card was scribbled on by a low-level CVS employee who had a big stack of blanks - what’s to stop somebody from diverting some blanks for “other” uses?

It won’t work. Thieves don’t need to use the tools - they just need somebody else to believe that they can use them.

This smacks of “McDonald’s Homeless Person Tomato Soup” - beg for a cup of hot water and swipe some ketchup packets on the way out.

“Lars, what would be that awful smell.”

So societal collapse implies humans losing the ability to build boats? And then put guns in said boats? And then sail said boats to places where there is evidently lots of food for the taking, given the thriving population there?

Really really hope they put that on his tombstone.

Definitely one that slipped past the censors.

Every slide would be “we really have no f*ing idea why they do this.”

Singing (along with humming) is one of the highlights of my, um, repertoire. 

So there are (at least) 40 Burger Kings in Chicago? I know Chicago’s a big city but, damn, you guys really like your Whoppers out there!