This was not caused by a typo. It was caused by a failure to do even the most minimal QA on their software. Static analysis or the most basic functional testing should have caught this before it shipped. Shame!

Lay down concrete and paint it green. This is known as “Italian grass.”

This sounds like one of those movies that, after you see it, you wish you never had. And I don’t mean that in a necessarily bad way - I’m talking about movies like “Silence of the Lambs” here.

Imagine if it had played “SOS” instead.

1) They create a cleaner look than can be achieved by running the drywall directly down to the floor.

Small correction: they are not our ancestors. They are our closest relatives, based on how recently our evolutionary lines diverged from a common ancestor.

Ah, the dreaded “Sync Up” meeting. Whenever I get an invite to one of these, my heart, um, sinks.

It’s much easier to throw good money after bad when it’s somebody else’s good money.

So you’re saying it will be as if an atomic bomb (or two) has been dropped on them?

My #1 advice to young folks is “take care of your teeth.” Bad teeth will have a severe negative impact on your physical, emotional, and financial well-being. This is coming from someone who spent his teens and twenties in the dental wilderness, so to speak.

OK, but this is exactly what you’d expect to hear if there is a coverup going on.

This is true for every mortgage “lender” - the loan immediately gets packaged up and sold, while the originator keeps both the fees and the spread between the cost of borrowing short term and the cost of borrowing long term.

They typically charge a fee for their service. Something like 1% I think.

Use dehumidifier water to water plants.

An “all-cash” offer does not preclude the buyer getting a mortgage. It just means there is no mortgage contingency on the offer - i.e. you can’t back out if you fail to get a mortgage and you’re committing to a timeline that does not include the mortgage processing. In the end the seller doesn’t care a whit where the…

Haven’t been to the US in a while?

Ummm, solar panels?

...weird, sloppy writing that often doesn’t make sense sounds like it was written by a Chinese or Russian person...

But that would make an entire subgenre of sappy love songs irrelevant and, to be honest, incomprehensible.

You’re confusing sound intensity (as measured by instruments) and loudness (as experienced by a human being).