Arrogant people think they’re great.

I hear you.  I’ve decided that there is really only one important rule to driving: get where you’re going safely and without imperiling other drivers.  If you do that, you’ve “won.”

...passive-aggressively shooing anyone off the grass...

Isn’t there a yield sign somewhere? If not, only one way to find out: next time, don’t brake, let them ram you, and see who the cops give a ticket to.

You do realize that any and all attempts to convince people to use reason when driving are a total waste of time?

“git merge -Xignore-space-change”

You Cretan!

So what about “aluminium” foil then?

...about 33 degrees of separation..

The two planets situated on either side of Earth—Mars and Venus—are poised to drift within a relatively close distance of each other,

So what’s going to happen here? It just gets worse and worse. Will it eventually reach some inflection point where the whole thing falls apart or will it just keep getting worse, but stay somehow “manageable”?

And act like you’re not in seventh grade anymore.

Warren just wants to regulate it because there’s something which isn’t regulated by the Feds and Warren just can’t allow that to be true so she’ll screech and screech until it’s not.

Certificate of Naturalization is also proof of citizenship for this who are, well, naturalized citizens.

Or, at least, bend the hell out of them, which means your glasses will never feel quite right ever again.

When I read that statement, the phrase “damning with faint praise” came to mind. I mean, a flight from JFK->O’Hare takes less time than to go through security at O’Hare.

New Englander here thinking the same thing: a 100 degree Fahrenheit annual swing in temperature is normal weather.

My favorite fallacy: a single battery-powered electric car is much less destructive to the environment throughout its life cycle than a single ICE car, so therefore it makes sense to replace all the ICE cars with battery powered electric cars.

And I get to post my favorite Dirty Harry quote twice in one day:

“Having to wade through the scum of this city, being swept away by bigger and bigger waves of corruption, apathy and red tape. Nah, that doesn’t bother me. But you know what does bother me?...You know what makes me really sick to my stomach?....Is watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean NOBODY…