From Apple’s web page on AirTags:

I gave up on following sports when I eventually realized that “these guys are all spoiled children who make too much money.” But, still, if it’s a nice night, I enjoy listening to the ball game on the radio out on my deck. Not being familiar with any of the players makes it all the more enjoyable since I can focus…

The special treatment of star athletes starts early in life.

And if all that fails, there’s always nitrous.

Wow.

Sheesh, and I thought I was bad in biting them back.

A peanut butter sandwich. Don’t go yuck until you’ve tried it.

Just you wait until companies start bidding for naming rights.

The card imposed prohibitions were thrown out by the courts. The four state imposed prohibitions are probably not long for the world either.

I’m assuming that the usage of the term “chunk of change” means $1 billion is an excessive amount compared to what Egypt lost. Of course this seems contradictory to the subsequent usage of the phrases “$95 million...alone” and “that doesn’t include” so who knows? All in all an ambiguous and unclear passage, but,…

And let us not forget the humble bobby pin stinger, popular amongst wise guys and sadistic bullies in middle schools throughout the land.

“Close your eyes and think of England”

What I’m trying to say is: If you, as the seller of the house, don’t get 100% of your cost back from the increased sale price, you’ve lost out. However, the realtor doesn’t bear the cost part of it, so they only benefit from the increased sale price. Therefore it always is in their interest to get you to pay money to…

I thought the Masters was “non grata” this year?

Spot on. And don’t listen to realtors who try to convince you to do expensive renovations - they are just trying to funnel more of your money into their pockets.

To make your RE agent more money, is all it is.

Needed repairs, obviously, should be handled. But do any of the “upgrade” renovations return 100% on the dollar? And if they don’t, why would you do them right before you’re ready to sell?

The pieces of browned fat from a steak are only exceeded in goodness by the pieces of browned fat from a pork chop.

You were coddled. My usual car seat:

...and then you get constipated for a week from eating the matzah. As it is written: Let my people go!