...large amounts of dirt, dander, hair, and dust mites

It’s/its

“Will you watch porn with me?” works pretty good (translate into appropriate language as needed).

...when the moon rises on Sunday (18:48 Universal Time)

This.

Why such an early cutoff date (and that goes for you too, Office Depot)? A huge number of people will still be unvaccinated as of 1 May.

They’re trying to see if you’re paying attention. If you don’t cancel the order, then they know you’re either not getting notified or ignoring it. Once they determine this, they can use their stolen credit/debit card info to make purchases going forward.

...one that can passively earn money through tenants’ rental payments.

...table salt contains iodine...

So they’re addicted to being addicted to sex.

Pro tip: marry a woman from the Middle East and then watch in awe as she tries to get a lower price on a bag of Fritos.

Thanks!  

I’d really like to see the article about Roger Waters if you can show me where to find it (I can read Hebrew if such is the case).  Embedded links haven’t worked in a long time, just paste the link as plain text.

Just don’t get sick from it because it’s one of those liquors that, once you get sick from it, you can’t even look at a bottle of it without swooning from nausea.

It’s a family recipe, perhaps it is originally based on the Toll House(R) one.

But, at least now you can take a swig of your Guinness in pride...

The Law of Headlines remains unbroken.

The chocolate cookie recipe I use calls for baking soda, but I don’t see any acid in it. What’s up? Maybe the vanilla?

Isn’t this what TV was invented for?

At least for me, the “who can do this unpleasant chore quicker” schtick invariably ended up with each looking at the other and saying “you win.”