Anybody who’s gone through a divorce is well aware of the difference between “fair” and “equal.”

I’m trying this with pork roll.

And....I can’t count.  Thanks.  I’m sure there’s some kind of psychological insight to be gleaned from the fact that I stared at that thing and overlooked “reason.”

...he would often stress his laws of the seven R’s,” Maier says. “It was always, always do the right thing for the right reason at the right time with the right people. [And] you will have no regrets for the rest of your life.”

Some guy I used to work with told me?

It’s the folks that type “correctly” who end up with RSI, because they’re making the same movements over and over again.

It’s also slang for “nuts” as in “balls” as in testicles, but let’s not go there.

So, like, “Friends” with benefits.

You’re right of course, but the flip side is that the overwhelming majority of people are unable to properly understand risk.

You should probably talk about flood insurance here as well.

Somebody actually uses Siri?

Wife brought this beauty back from Israel once. Pen is for scale. Some women collect handbags or shoes - she collects brooms.

Just break one of the “immediate termination of your membership if you do this” rules. E.g. at my gym, if you even take water into the sauna, you’re gone.

My gym allegedly has a strict “must wear a mask at all times” policy with scary signs up all over the place - and a lot of people walk around with masks down around their neck, even right next to me. When I mentioned this fact to the front desk drone, she didn’t seem too concerned about it. I haven’t been back since.

Another column I’ll have to share with my (Jewish) wife.  I haven’t had a good piece of home-cooked pork in years.

Continue the lesson by showing them how to siphon gas out of a car’s tank.

Changed my life at the time I still had cats.

The existence of cockroaches is one of the big reasons I don’t believe there is a god.

Pro tip: start them out on a manual transmission.

Fair enough. I typically stream Qobuz at CD (44.1khz , 16 bit) quality. Perhaps I can’t hear a difference versus lossy all the time, but I grew up with CDs and it’s nice to know I’m (hopefully) getting the same quality as with them. But like you, and many others, I’m very skeptical of anything higher than that,…