...large amounts of dirt, dander, hair, and dust mites

It’s/its

Is there a reason the vaccination passes are only good for 30 days?

“Will you watch porn with me?” works pretty good (translate into appropriate language as needed).

...when the moon rises on Sunday (18:48 Universal Time)

Agreed. I use streaming for exploring stuff I’ve never heard before, but once I decide I like something I either buy the CD and rip it or buy a lossless download.

Since when has the iTunes store offered lossless downloads?  I think you are misinformed.

This.

Why such an early cutoff date (and that goes for you too, Office Depot)? A huge number of people will still be unvaccinated as of 1 May.

They’re trying to see if you’re paying attention. If you don’t cancel the order, then they know you’re either not getting notified or ignoring it. Once they determine this, they can use their stolen credit/debit card info to make purchases going forward.

...one that can passively earn money through tenants’ rental payments.

...table salt contains iodine...

Looks like it will send my credit card balance into orbit as well.

Ah, the ever popular “just kidding!” excuse.

So they’re addicted to being addicted to sex.

Pro tip: marry a woman from the Middle East and then watch in awe as she tries to get a lower price on a bag of Fritos.

All together now: “Regulatory Capture”

Thanks!  

I’d really like to see the article about Roger Waters if you can show me where to find it (I can read Hebrew if such is the case).  Embedded links haven’t worked in a long time, just paste the link as plain text.

Just don’t get sick from it because it’s one of those liquors that, once you get sick from it, you can’t even look at a bottle of it without swooning from nausea.