Well done.

Protomolecule?

Well, they must have had SOME language ability if they were capable of using the GEICO website, no?

Luckily, the Swedes do:

So, a new fashioned. 

Wouldn’t it be significantly cheaper to just buy commercial diesel/natural gas backup generators beforehand in preparation for just such a thing happening?

Would it make more sense to have emergency generators already in place for, say, an EMERGENCY? Most town halls I’ve seen have backup generators. And I would guess that an “emergency warming center” would be specifically meant to be used during power outages, so not having a backup generator is poor planning.

Has there ever been a man, real or fictional, as pathetic as Ted Cruz?

Headline one year from now:

Sending some virtual hot chocolate, coffee, or brandy, depending on your predilection, from New England. Hope things get better soon.

Ditto.

And this is news how?

Canny.

The integral of fun over lifespan is an invariant.

Nothing good happens on Facebook.

oy boy

Unsaid: it’s absolutely ludicrous that we’re even having this discussion. The overcomplexity of our (US) tax system is a disgrace.

You might want to drain your pipes if it’s gonna get real cold.

...my teetotaling boyfriend

Oldsmar has certainly kicked that conversation into hyperdrive—spurring a broader conversation about how to protect America’s critical infrastructure.