Unfortunately, the only thing we ever learn from these things is that we never learn from these things.

JFK Jr recounted how Jackie told him and Caroline to stay away from Bobby’s kids. Smart woman, she was.

At 57 I consider it a good night if I only need to get up once.

Tablets come in packets of 2. Take 1/2 of a tablet, put it in a cup of hot water. Place bowl, stem, any other loose parts in there. Fill bong with hot water and put remainder of tablets in there. Shake, let everything sit an hour or so. Shake again, rinse, done.

Denture cleaner, young ‘uns, denture cleaner.

Glad to see that we still have not reached peak Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

Is it my imagination or do an disproportionate number of Florida sheriffs have shaved heads?

Max Resolution: 2160p.  Is that good?

Right?  I’ve lived in New England for 35+ years and when I read the headline I thought “huh?” Maybe in Alaska or somewhere like that.

Is it the search term itself that is filtered or the contents of the results that Google serves up when you search?

Thank you for using the right word for these.

Somebody had one job.

You’re only allowed to do this if you’re Disney.

DINO?

They will have the first team in the soon to be founded rollerball league.

Not a single person, let alone half the world, was ever “forced” to care what pops into his head 30 times a day.

The best part of my day is when I wake up and remember that I have Verizon FIOS.

Please...

Put him in front of a mirror and see if he recognizes himself.

And let’s not forget the late, lamented George “The Animal” Steele: