Next thing you know, Bob Kraft will be calling on Trump to declare martial law and force the NFL to replay the season so the Patriots can make the playoffs.

How wonderful that I get a big ad for a local liquor store chain in the middle of this article.

Some of it’s just that “working from home” == “much easier to deal with a hangover in my pajamas at home.”

If that doesn’t work, go over to his house with an aluminum baseball bat and repeatedly hit him over the head with it until he promises to stop doing it. Jerk.

...it’s even more upsetting for plumbers.

This is the year to go all out celebrating the birth of Christ, damn it!

If you have Find My device turned on on your iPhone you still need your iCloud password even if you reset it.

So is it basically a question of increasing your anaerobic threshold?

Hate to tell everybody, but the storm turned out to be a dud and there is zero chance of seeing anything in the middle latitudes.

Not having to deal with the idiots-cum-jerks.

Almost sounds like it needs a “Rate This Translation” button. The author also needs tutorials in such areas as subject/verb agreement, proper use of dashes, and the proper construction of dependent clauses.

Hear, hear!

My kingdom for a copy editor.

I don’t understand why the Roku smart soundbars require either ARC or a separate audio connection from the TV. Can’t they just pull the audio out from the HDMI directly? Plenty of other devices do this.

I don’t understand why the Roku smart soundbars require either ARC or a separate audio connection from the TV. Can’t…

But no matter what happens, the brokers always make money.

My company just told us they are shipping us all beer and wine for the virtual Chris^H^H^H^H^HHoliday party.  Free alcohol and no worries about driving. What can go wrong?

The original bill was passed on 6 October, making it the final Thursday. Later, in the middle if December, an amendment was passed making it the fourth Thursday. What, you expect accurate and complete reporting on here?

Throw any soap opera into this (wait, are there still soap operas?). If the dialog doesn’t fully describe what’s going on, the incidental music will.

Ah the stickers.  Word was that the cops could tell a counterfeit sticker because it actually stuck to the window with half falling off.  Ah Pendot.

Perhaps we need an article entitled “Best Home Workouts Using Small Children.”