I’ve been waiting 26 years for one of my kids to ask me how they figure out the weight limits on bridges.

+1 for Phineas and Ferb

Fred Sanford

In line with the muddled and disjointed makeup the separation of powers which is an inherent aspect of United States’ government,...

Panda Mick.

Can’t argue with that either.

Perhaps mix it into mayo to make the perfect condiment for post-Thanksgiving turkey sandwiches?

That’s certainly a valid point.

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TL;DR Much much more than you actually do.

My steadfast policy of never answering the phone looks better and better all the time.

You eat it by biting through a sticky crystal meth-like coating which gets all over your face and stuck in your teeth, and then into the apple which is now totally tasteless since the sickly sweet candy coating has completely overwhelmed any other flavor. Try to avoid getting any of candy coating on your hands because…

Note before dropping to only liability: in addition to the flood or theft risk, some homeowners policies will not cover a registered vehicle if, say, your house burns down on top of it. Of course, you probably have bigger problems then, but still.

I’m from New England and candy apples are disgusting. Caramel all the way.

Thanks!  And TIL what “spatchcock” means.

From George H.W. Bush’s letter to incoming president Bill Clinton:

If they ever create a breed of turkey or chicken with very little meat, just skin, I’m there.

This week, then!

So it’ll be like one of those foreclosure “let’s trash the place before we go” situations.  Sad.

This. Perform focused meditation by repeating to yourself “I like to eat. I like my family to eat.” over and over. It’s a great motivator.