The fact that Biden (probably) won Georgia indicates a serious breakdown in the voter suppression process. Somebody better get their act together before January or heads are gonna roll, dammit!

I actually don’t think it’s a joke at all. The peaceful and willing handoff is especially important with a defeated incumbent. There will be a significant percentage of the population who feel that Biden was not legitimately elected. Combine that with a still present charismatic figurehead who will do nothing if not…

That is an insult to said Central American transfer of power.

The word for “bathroom” is the most important word to know in any language.

Not sure - cough syrup and I have not gotten along since the time in college I tried to get shit-faced by drinking an entire bottle of Robitussin(TM) and I was violently ill for about 3 days.

That made me think of Cheetos which made me think of whatshisname. Which made me frown. Then I thought of whatshisname out on whatshisass. Which made me smile.

I missed that - my bad.

I think a more appropriate cocktail to round out this week would have been something orange that you set on fire.

The map shows Washington as a medical use state but the story lists it in the recreational use category.

I think there are still a few supermarket items which are not in the recipe, it’s a shame she couldn’t work them in too.

The holiday doesn’t memorialize the plot, it memorializes the exposure and defeat of the plot. And the day isn’t in Guy Fawkes honor. They burn him in effigy. Perhaps you should have used more care when reading the Wikipedia article.

Of course, half 47.9% (as of the last time I refreshed the page) of all Americans are insane, so there’s that.

My company went to “flexible vacation time” meaning, basically, there’s no set amount you can take, just make sure your manager’s okay with it. This was ostensibly to make it easier for us but of course the real reason is so the company doesn’t have to carry a liability on their books for the accrued time. I used to…

My parents had a slightly different rewards system: Either get good grades or we’ll beat the shit out of you. It worked great.

Isn’t it kind of sad that we don’t have the freedom to not work where we don’t want to?

(slow clap)

Fun fact: One theory says we like eating crunchy foods because we evolved to eat insects with their crunchy, and protein-packed, bodies.

Since we all need some levity today:

That’s not what poll watchers do. Stop it.