I am being hyperbolic. However, the difference is that once your account gets debited, perhaps fraudulently, the money is gone, and it’s up to you to get it back. Which may be easy, or may be not easy. With a credit card, the bank will put a hold on the charge and you are not liable for it until they investigate.

...never use a debit card.  Good advice in all situations.

Or, just use the agonizer on them.

Now the food system is breaking down... Whats next?

So are there really all those different brands of cookies or is there a huge factory somewhere that churns out all these cookies and slaps private labels on them? Because they’re all the same.  Any Danes here that can answer?

They’re hoping for a surge in purchases!

But it IS 1/8 salt.

It’s a joke.

Our entire modern society runs on hacked up, cobbled together, buggy software liable to failure at the most inopportune time.

Hate to tell you this, but the holidays have just started for many.

Cadillac Deval...https://www.bostonherald.com/2013/08/21/from-12000-drapes-to-ebt-mess-lowlights-of-devals-2-terms/

Shouldn’t this be filed to “Captain Obvious”?

Hellman’s (known as Best Foods west of the Rockies) mayonnaise.  

Is it Vitamin E acetate or Vitamin A acetate?

For life, not just airports.

Or, as xkcd says it...

...after they TP your house.

Those atmospheric CO2 levels are pretty spooky too.

Just remember, boys and girls: do not try to bring a cutting from a foreign plant into the US, as CBP frowns on it.

1994 (the last time somebody actually fell for this) called, and they want their tip back.