My mother told me: “Never assume a woman is pregnant unless you can see the baby’s head crowning.” I’ve found it to be good advice.

So what’s next? A black card (you die)?

Last time I went through pre-check at BOS the agent turned away my license and said he didn’t need it. I was kind of amazed. Maybe something new? Maybe they already have my picture digitally stored as part of pre-check and it comes up?

Pro tip: crying might work where other means have failed.

“Damn!”

Never done DC to Connecticut, but as someone who has done the comparable Boston->Philly route dozens, if not hundreds of times, trying all possible modes, I can assure you that the plane is almost always faster, even considering the overhead, and 99% of the time is cheaper.

It’s only available to new Amazon Music subscribers.

It’s only available to new Amazon Music subscribers.

Just looked at the digital clock (24 hour format, no less) on my screen and, yes, I do translate it into the picture of a clock in order to interpret what it “means.”

How many people wear dive watches certified to a zillion meters, but have never gone anywhere near a scuba tank?

FWIW, I upgraded to both Catalina and ios13 as soon as they were released, and I’ve had zero issues with either.  It’s up to you, of course.

They still haven’t fired the “Make sure everything works when DST kicks in” PV guy??!

“Darn!”

And their logo will always be an indecipherable mess.

There’s gotta be some Scandinavian word for the opposite of “complain,” surely.

And please, put the handle back into the bracket meant for it instead of letting it bang up against the flywheel housing when yer done.

Short version:

This is third world territory.

How can you possibly not like a candy from which you can bite the end off, spit it into your hand, look alarmed, and say “hey, my tooth fell out!”

Maybe somebody can explain to me why parking is such a “thing” with people. Just park where you see an empty spot. Are you crippled or something that you can’t walk a few extra steps?*

Is anybody else absolutely fucking terrified by how this might play out? Because I am.