Ironically, we called it Wankdorfing.

dat running form. watch out Usain.

Not a Bruins fan. Not even a little. But this kind of sit happens All. The. Time. I love the Penguins...but Crosby and Letang have slashed more crotch than a Mohel.

That said: Marchand is a bag of shit. He's the NHL's version of Joffrey Baratheon.

I've seen people pretend they were Superman, but this is the first time I've seen someone pretend to be Christopher Reeve.

This was the most obvious scam in the NFL at the time if you ever attended a Falcons game as an away fan. I saw the Philadelphia Eagles play the Falcons in Vick's return to Atlanta.

Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

You dumbass Cowboys don't play in Dallas LOL.

The couple behind her looked like they were protecting themselves from her head popping off. Which at that age is entirely possible.

Usually if somebody scores and finishes with Semin on his stomach, it's an unassisted goal.

"Highlight truthers" is your "trolls"-way to dismiss any argument now, right? Be honest - you think that's a fight? Not a single fist was thrown there.

Rob Ryan is going to be a Buffalo Wild Wings legend by Week 1 of the preseason.

I wouldn't say it was a dirty play. This is a pretty standard action by a defensemen...he didn't hit Kane directly in the numbers and he was also still trying to play the puck as he went down, which led to him losing his balance. I wouldn't complain if they had given him 2min for cross-checking but I also don't think…

Killer find. I live in Houston. I don't think this would be weird now, either.

I think we've found a replacement for the shootout, folks

this needs to go away. Nothing sexual or homophobic was said. Must be a slow news week.

Not in that picture, it isn't. Now, it's clearly going to move over the line, as it's still going at that point, but it gets blocked before you can see it. It's close enough that if they had called it a goal it would've stayed a goal, but there's no conclusive video evidence to overturn a no goal call.

I will drop everything to watch a live police chase. Thank you ABC 7 news app for enabling my habit. Hashtag blessed I live in the LA area.

Sad when the news chopper was later shot down. RIP Brian Williams