Leonard Fournette will not play in the team’s game today against Cincinnati, because he violated an undisclosed team rule.

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

Doesn’t he know that the rules changed a few years back? Catchers aren’t allowed to defend home like that anymore.

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

The Shooting Star Press was his finisher in developmental and the planned finish for that match. They improvised when Brock misjudged the distance.

they already have a black WR

Kevin Smith is not a great filmmaker, but he has always tried—with varying degrees of success—to feature women in really positive, and semi-progressive ways in his films. You should pretty much always be on their side in his movies. So, this feels really earned, at least.

I remember the time I showed up my co-worker by doing a dance after I successfully printed a document 2-up. He responded by drilling me in the ribs with a stapler for disrespecting the sanctity of the copier.

He throws it like he’s throwing with his off hand.

Trump talking to athletes (“although I hear his sister may be the best hockey player in the family...”) is exactly like when a priest, during his sermon, tries to use cool kid lingo to connect with the kids. “So, the other day I am jamming on my hoveringboard with my nephew and thought to myself ‘isn’t God lit?” You…

Likely right.

Yeh, that is not cocaine for sure.

If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room.

Each line snorted represents a white line in the flag. It’s probably the most patriotic thing he could do.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

All she’s known for!?! Ahem. Excuse me. Perhaps you’re not acquainted with a little movie called MANNEQUIN??

Good time to get out of your seat and get an ice cold Fosters to go with your shrimp hot of the barbie.

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