This is scary. It’s happened to me before. Sometimes the effects aren’t felt immediately, but then suddenly you lose all of your motor skills.. That’s why I stopped doing gravity bong hits.

“BlackPlanet. I mean, no! No! Shit!”

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Goodell is gonna suspend him for like a million games!

Move the game to a neutral field and play it this week. MLB just did this. It makes less $ tho and that’s why it didn’t happen

Soooooo would you rather them play twice in a week so they can still enjoy a BYE week or what?

Is that seriously your take on this?

I have to say that Pittsburgh was the best goddamn NFL experience I’ve had in this country.
God bless that city and its bars of cheap beer, stodgy delicious food and people who were so friendly that I thought I was being conned.
I love that goddamn place.

This was the first thing I thought of watching his face as he rounded first...

Look, I didn’t fuck that sheep.

Probably the same way his parents criminally entered that ‘e’ in there.

Not to dampen the fun but seems pretty obvious he hunted or fished where he wasn’t suppose to.

“Millennials are killing the Thank You note industry”

must determine whether or not the tweet made a football like move

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

As editor in chief of Splinter, I must state that Splinter does not endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views about the eclipse. I do, however, support him emotionally.

Publix has high prices, people should be able to act out their drama in the stores if they want to.

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

Isn’t there enough boasting in the world today without you recommending everyone pound their breasts?

How much longer until Deadspin starts covering eScorts?