“What’s worse is either the fact that a live display of something millions of people participate in each year gets this reaction from people like you.” Ummm. What? 

I don’t know what’s worse, the actual segment or the people trying to defend it. This is in poor taste.

This is my Tiger Woods take. And you’re free to shit all over it, but I stand by it.
Tiger’s downfall was getting married. As soon as that engagement was announced, Derek Jeter should have had a goddamn intervention for him.
Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time and racking up majors at similarly steady…

My dad has/had cardiomyopathy and just got a heart transplant at 62. It’s nothing to joke around with. And yes, god can take him instead of Ric Flair.

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

You may have missed my point.

I know this site has a reflexive “fuck the NCAA” position but I think in this one instance you sort of have to admit that these players went about things the wrong way. I didn’t use the benefits of my scholarship to buy electronics and then pawn them. I just straight up used my scholarship money on booze. Cut out the…

I’m actually less worried about guns than bats, pepper spray, etc. People who protest with guns seem to understand the consequences of their actions. People who protest with bats/sticks/bike locks seem to think this is a Stanley Kubrick film.

EVERY FUCKING DAY

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

THEY ALL HAVE CRAZYBITCH EYES

They’re lashing out in pain and fear, for the bright light of the truth is nearly blinding.

I’m brand new to Deadspin and the other comments make me feel pressured into calling Chris a dirtbag. Am I missing something? I won’t call him a dirtbag, but I WILL say that his method is pure genius.

I’ll fight you.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

and he’ll keep getting bigger.

Seriously. Those folks in Tokyo are gonna make a killing on their AirBnbs for a couple months.

Roy Jones Jr. won his first boxing title at 160 pounds and eventually went on to box (and beat) heavyweight John Ruiz, who weighed in at like 225 pounds for the fight.