Roads? Where they’re going they don’t need roads.

Don’t you mean Roland Emmerich? I’m pretty sure we’re in the first 20 minutes of The Day After Tomorrow.

Haha I had a similar thing happen when my friend threw scissors directly at my face and I caught them by clapping my hands together. I felt like a regular goddamn sexual tyrannosaur.

Here is additional footage of that exchange.

Just take care of yourself and try to enjoy every day. That’s all you can really do.

I like to think that’s the bench that old Steve is sitting on at the end. 

We’ve must not be going to the same bachelor parties.

What is “aaaaaaawwwww shit”?!

You just described indie wrestling.

This child obviously flopped. That grown man who embarrassed himself by depriving a child of a great experience barely touched him.

Thats gonna be a no from me dawg.

I object!

So the Lyft was an Eagle?

“Puppies!” - Jerry the King Lawler

and as the great prophecy once said, a phoenix would rise from the asses....

Keeping us out of the work camps one AA at a time!

Did you ever know that you’re a champion in my eyes?

The Lakers might have some difficulty with the Kings this year, but I’m not one of those people that Judges too early. Lets at least wait until the mid-season Mark.

Yeah but the E60 segments they use to promote that issue are subject to those standards.

I’m pretty sure Mr. Universe has commented somewhere on this article based on some of these posts.