In all fairness, he probably spent more money on spilled liquor, than that bartender makes in a year. WOOO! (elbow drops jacket) 

Do you need me to let you out in 15 minutes?

Closets usually don’t lock on the inside. So you would actually have to have someone lock you in the closet and then have said person come back to let you out when you’re finished crying. What if they have an emergency or want to have their own cry when you’re in there? Then you have to either wait for them to come…

Let us dispel with this fiction that Marvin Harrison wasn’t trigger happy in shotgun.  

I thought he meant “prose” and it was a play on words regarding slam poetry.

Sounds like your kids have their shit together more than a lot of adults.

I like the cut of your jib.

Bingo

FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS!!!

There is only one foundation that I believe in

Can we all agree that sports talk radio is hot garbage?

You may have been able to post unscathed if you had just called her a “glory boy”

It’s real to him damn it!

I tried to view the video, but I can’t see it.

Its called figure skating.

Someone would like a word with you.

They definitely changed the color scheme since this was originally posted, right?

It’s tough and it’s dangerous to try and get into an athlete’s mind, especially when it’s that of LeBron James Ron Artest

Lights out James Tiny. Its 7:30.