I hate to break it to her, but Steve really is not a nice guy.

“Steve really is a nice guy... he is generous with everyone he knows. He was kind and loving to me and my children.”

“It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else.”

You spelled “Fat Boy” wrong.

*Vince MacMahon jumps outs of his chair with a new gimmick idea!*

Can’t see shit. Playing with a cage isn’t the worst thing in the world but christ playing without one is amazing. It’s like wearing a condom.

I’m having a hard time understanding him. What does De’Fox say?

Do you need me to let you out in 15 minutes?

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Closets usually don’t lock on the inside. So you would actually have to have someone lock you in the closet and then have said person come back to let you out when you’re finished crying. What if they have an emergency or want to have their own cry when you’re in there? Then you have to either wait for them to come…

Never

Can the U.S. really have an “international rivalry” with Puerto Rico? Guam, you’re next!

“None of our main guys say no to the baseball classic.”

Sort of, yeah! Except you don’t have to wash off tornado or worry about the tornado on your clothing giving you radiation sickness.

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.

INTERNATIONAL IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR IMMIGRANT. THEY KNOW KRAFT IS FRIEND WITH TRUMP AND THAT BRADY VOTE FOR TRUMP. THE IMMIGRANT MEDIA TOOK HIS JERSEY. DON’T BE FOOLED BY LIBTARD LIES

So you’re saying the outlook isn’t looking good for a Hightower after encountering a Jet in New York?

Err no. What’s happening is that ESPN has benefitted from an artificially high revenue stream from cable subscribers who paid for ESPN without wanting it or ever watching it.

And he went gray long before that.