C’mon, it’s 2017. Aren’t we beyond obsessing over Piazza’s possible love of cured meats?

boop.

At first I thought the girl up top with the mop deserved an assist, but watching it again I don’t think anybody at the top of the stairs even touched that rat. He runs/falls down the steps on his own, and then he meets the slapshot of 2017 as a reward for his troubles.

I was hanging out around the perimeter of McGuire AFB (dad was in the army, I was hanging around) I saw a deer hop the fence and run onto the airfield. A few seconds later, all I heard was a rifle.

The difference is that Trump is a demented (perhaps seriously mentally ill) soft fascist who many fear could become a hard fascist or get us into a nuclear confrontation with North Korea.

When I was a kid we would go to the mall, eat Chinese food and dad would take us to Alladin’s castle and we’d play games til we ran out of tokens.

Yeah, holy fuck.....I mean, wut?

This is all bad and gross no matter which way it shakes out.

This is so deliciously good.

Chill out, Darren Wilson. You probably shouldn’t be positing on this site.

You’re right, “click the links” isn’t good enough for something that’s material to the story. The offensive tweets should have been in the article. If you’re going to publish a piece on someone being offensive, you need to be specific. 

Despite being forced to soften his brand, the Philadelphia native...

It’s nice to see someone get a real world penalty for internet hate speech.

Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque 

Ok this guy is good, but that team he was playing suuuuuuuuucked.

“Dammit!!”

BE SHAMED SIR BRAD, FOR NONE HAVE THE POSTURE NOR STATUS TO QUESTION THE STRENGTH OF THESE FINE HERO MEN, FOR THEIR EFFORTS ARE FOREVER RECORDED AND THEIR COURAGE PROVEN FOR ALL TIME TO COME.

It would be fantastic if James Harrison breaks Tom Brady’s back on Sunday.

After receiving Christmas gifts from his mother and father intended for him and his girlfriend, actress Olivia Munn, Rodgers reportedly returned them two months later. The day before the wedding of a very close friend, Rodgers texted that he couldn’t make it. He also reportedly fired a business manager he had…