Turbulence may be the only part of commercial flying I enjoy.

Classic “Meh I’m a better parent than everyone else and feel the constant need to talk about it” internet post. Bravo sir.

Man, I was really hopeful when he got traded that he’d be able to sort out his life. The Patriots organization is usually the best at providing the proper structure and support to help players violate league rules without getting caught.  

With most? You mean with none, right?

Except it’s been called the hook and ladder play for decades.

Horseshit it’s “as good as he can send.”

We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!

Sounds hilarious. But I think I needed to be there.

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

Not sure what play you were watching but shazier went helmet to hip/ribs on Malone. In no universe could that be construed as going for a helmet to helmet hit.

Wow, a take dumber than the letter writer’s. I didn’t think that was possible.

Chris,

From a blog comment by Schoenfeld:

Cool. How do I opt out of Lifehacker’s “turn off your ad-blocker” messages?

To Everyone who thinks this can never happen to them:

I’m guessing that for most, if not all of the parents, who have forgotten their children in cars that the idea of forgetting their child in a car was unthinkable until it happened.

Never had this problem, and my kids are finally of an age where we talk for most of the trips we take so I might be past this worry... but I absolutely do not have the arrogance to say that ‘I’d NEVER forget they are there!’. You don’t know for sure. You CAN’T know for sure.

I can’t wait for your next lifehack: lose weight by smoking.

That’s a long winded humblebrag. 

Oh look, stereotypical picked to show off tits and asses cosplay with a few things that are interesting or creative thrown in.