How amazingly dumb that they never identify which version of Mario Kart they’re talking about. Useless.

In my 51 years on this earth, I have been exposed to loud kids before, but nothing like this.

Administrators at Mount Saint Joseph High School bailed earlier this week, citing St. Frances’ dependence on transfers and out-of-town students as a violation of the “spirit” of league rules, and Loyola Blakefield, after last season’s 65-0 whupping by St. Frances, claimed “safety” concerns inspired its withdrawal…

It’s actually not a huge problem. I’m sure there are bad parents with loud kids out there, but most children are well-behaved enough for the category of restaurant.

I’m also saddened by people with different thoughts and experiences who benefit from learning new things.

If you can’t make it through a work day without a comfort text that’s not chemistry, it’s co-dependence.

The heat map is of the even-strength goals. The first goal was a power play goal.

Hate to quibble, bitch, but he’s the *19th greatest goal-scorer of all-time.

Today, I learned that generational snipers are just okay players.

Until you have a 529 well into 6 figures for EACH child, there is no reason to have a trust fund for your children.

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

This appears to be a response to the women who have said for years, “my vibrator gets me off better than any man” but for men

I’m gonna call hypocrisy on this article. Aside frm the jokes that came across on social media men won’t buy this doll far in large. On the other hand women have continued to purchase toys at an astounding rate. You make the argument that women only use them to get off. Well hell I do believe if a man does decide to…

I’ll prolly get shit for this but whatever. I have a ton of sex toys of varying sizes, and I do have an interchangeable male/female doll torso, too (no space or money for anything larger). You are right when you say that I am not willing to engage in the emotional labor required for real sex. But that’s not because…

As if women don’t want sex, dont get horny, dont like dolls or toys, or just might feel lazy tonight or be socially awkward or romantically stunted.

I can’t believe the trolls were /this/ effective.

They won’t risk their house on stable stocks, but will dive headfirst and blindfolded at potentially throwing away their future for a volatile investment?! They are willing to connect their financial accounts to a relatively unknown (to them) entity, but won’t take the time to research how to get the money out, or…

Maybe if we offer a tax cut to the upper class of quarterbacks, their talent will “trickle-down” to the middle class, enriching all of the NFL with more talent!

White people DO just like some shit. They don’t ALL invent a word and pretend to be an ethnicity or race they are noit.

Whoa, how much did that cost?!?